....fart in public. happens all the time, but the embarrassment, the anxiety of not knowing how the fart will actually result...if there will be residual odor, or sound that just resonates.
it's never easy to have to be in the room with a perpetual farter, or to be the one who gets blamed for the stink, when you're not the one letting them go--you're the one holding it in! btw, it's actually not healthy at all to keep your farts in.
it's also never easy then, afterwards to admit that you were the one who dealt it, unless you're like my grandfather. Sometimes, I wish I could be more like my grandpa. he just lets them rip. there's no shame, and while I will still try to stifle my laugh and maintain my composure while having to breathe in the mucky air as it permeates throughout the room, he will consider it human nature.
I mean, it IS human nature. what goes in must come out somehow, right?
blech. sometimes, I wish I could also just let one rip in front of my grandfather, and give him a whiff of his own medicine. touche, gramps, touche.
complete everything you need to on time. There is always so many things to get done,and of course you don't wat to be a hermit and not hang out with friends, but then you find yourself last minute trying to finish three if not more different things. At one point you figure that you'll never get it done, so you give up and then find out how f*ed you are the next day. You tell youself that you will manager your time better. Another situation like this comes up, and you still find yourself running out of time. i guess in the long run, hanging out wiht friends is so much better than doing work.(warnke's life)
....know what to say after goodbye. its always awkward to stand there waiting to leave, not wanting to, but what do you say after you say goodbye. its not like you can strike up normal conversation like "what'd you do today" because "good-bye" is generally so final.
my roomate and i have never said goodbye, we only hug when we see each other, not when we're leaving. generally we chat till its time to leave and end things with a "welp cya later." its so much easier and less awkward that way.
when i was younger my mom made my sister and i stand on the porch and wave to whoever was leaving until they were out of sight. maybe thats the easiest way, but i am usally fine with a "welp cya later"
it is never easy to be in the same class as chelsea hall/come to school on saturday. i can't really describe the first part, but saturday classes are tough. they make me tired and by the time the game comes in the afternoon im ready for a nap. especially when i have 4 classes. but ya know what, ya u just gotta keep truckin. good talk c ya out there
it's never easy to break up with someone. I mean sometimes there''s the awkward, I just want to be friends or soemtimes there's the i mean its not you, it's me. No matter what you say there is no good way to do it. If you get broken up with and people ask, the typical response is, it was mutual, but if you break up with someone and you are asked, you say yea i broke up with him. It's hard to do it. Does anyone know the best way to break up? What if its like a serious relationship and you just all of a sudden want to end it? like hello! thats an awkward situation in itself. Especially if you were good friends before. what if you say i just want to be friends but you really mean it?. Ahh it's too hard to do. I would definitely rather be broken up with by someone than to break up with them, because then i dont have to worry about hurting them. I hate the awkwardness of a breakup. Like the questions.. but why? Why do we have to end? It's like i duno it's over..just deal with it. I wish all of breakups were actualyl mutual. Like when you decide that you don't like them anymore miraculously at the same time they feel the same way..but that is never the case. Breaking up is hard to do.
It's never easy to pee when other ppl are right nxt to the stall in the bathroom. its never easy to not laugh when mr aber yells at you. its never easy to have the bottom of your pants wet in the rain. its never easy to understand what andrew webb says when he talks to you. Love greg
be riduclously good looking and envied by the entire school population. Like it is stressful knowing that your every move and actions are being analyzed and studied by underclassman and faculty alike. I try to be humble and not let it get to my head but the truth is i cant deny it anymore, i am as great as they say i am. I think to use this for good i will start siging autographs for people so they can send them on ebay and let the proceded go to charity. I am going to make an announcement about this at the next assmebly. However, now that jro doesn't in my dorm i dont attend most mandatory functions so i will see when i get around to it...
...understand french canadians speak. why can't they just speak normal english like everyone else? but you know what it could be worse.. they could be like those selfish people who come to the united states speaking no english at all and without any intention of trying to. i mean what are they thinking we speak english here.. grr
to think of how to respond to this question. Especially after so many people have already responded to it. I tried google search i type in " its never easy to" and all i found was to leave and break up which is really emo.
its never easy to keep really good gossip to yourself. especially when you're not supposed to tell anyone, but its just so good you can't possibly keep it to yourself.
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....fart in public.
happens all the time, but the embarrassment, the anxiety of not knowing how the fart will actually result...if there will be residual odor, or sound that just resonates.
it's never easy to have to be in the room with a perpetual farter, or to be the one who gets blamed for the stink, when you're not the one letting them go--you're the one holding it in! btw, it's actually not healthy at all to keep your farts in.
it's also never easy then, afterwards to admit that you were the one who dealt it, unless you're like my grandfather. Sometimes,
I wish I could be more like my grandpa. he just lets them rip. there's no shame, and while I will still try to stifle my laugh and maintain my composure while having to breathe in the mucky air as it permeates throughout the room, he will consider it human nature.
I mean, it IS human nature. what goes in must come out somehow, right?
blech. sometimes, I wish I could also just let one rip in front of my grandfather, and give him a whiff of his own medicine. touche, gramps, touche.
complete everything you need to on time. There is always so many things to get done,and of course you don't wat to be a hermit and not hang out with
friends, but then you find yourself last minute trying to finish three if not more different things. At one point you figure that you'll never get it done, so you give up and then find out how f*ed you are the next day. You tell youself that you will manager your time better. Another situation like this comes up, and you still find yourself running out of time. i guess in the long run, hanging out wiht friends is so much better than doing work.(warnke's life)
....know what to say after goodbye.
its always awkward to stand there waiting to leave, not wanting to, but what do you say after you say goodbye. its not like you can strike up normal conversation like "what'd you do today" because "good-bye" is generally so final.
my roomate and i have never said goodbye, we only hug when we see each other, not when we're leaving. generally we chat till its time to leave and end things with a "welp cya later." its so much easier and less awkward that way.
when i was younger my mom made my sister and i stand on the porch and wave to whoever was leaving until they were out of sight. maybe thats the easiest way, but i am usally fine with a "welp cya later"
it is never easy to be in the same class as chelsea hall/come to school on saturday. i can't really describe the first part, but saturday classes are tough. they make me tired and by the time the game comes in the afternoon im ready for a nap. especially when i have 4 classes. but ya know what, ya u just gotta keep truckin. good talk c ya out there
its never easy to raise kitties. All they do is meow and never stop, however how can you resist the tiny little furballs of love
it's never easy to break up with someone. I mean sometimes there''s the awkward, I just want to be friends or soemtimes there's the i mean its not you, it's me. No matter what you say there is no good way to do it. If you get broken up with and people ask, the typical response is, it was mutual, but if you break up with someone and you are asked, you say yea i broke up with him. It's hard to do it. Does anyone know the best way to break up? What if its like a serious relationship and you just all of a sudden want to end it? like hello! thats an awkward situation in itself. Especially if you were good friends before. what if you say i just want to be friends but you really mean it?. Ahh it's too hard to do. I would definitely rather be broken up with by someone than to break up with them, because then i dont have to worry about hurting them.
I hate the awkwardness of a breakup. Like the questions.. but why? Why do we have to end? It's like i duno it's over..just deal with it. I wish all of breakups were actualyl mutual. Like when you decide that you don't like them anymore miraculously at the same time they feel the same way..but that is never the case. Breaking up is hard to do.
It's never easy to pee when other ppl are right nxt to the stall in the bathroom. its never easy to not laugh when mr aber yells at you. its never easy to have the bottom of your pants wet in the rain. its never easy to understand what andrew webb says when he talks to you.
Love greg
its never easy to see someone in the grocery store again after u have just said hi to them and caught up in a different aisle about 10 minues ago
be riduclously good looking and envied by the entire school population. Like it is stressful knowing that your every move and actions are being analyzed and studied by underclassman and faculty alike. I try to be humble and not let it get to my head but the truth is i cant deny it anymore, i am as great as they say i am. I think to use this for good i will start siging autographs for people so they can send them on ebay and let the proceded go to charity. I am going to make an announcement about this at the next assmebly. However, now that jro doesn't in my dorm i dont attend most mandatory functions so i will see when i get around to it...
...understand french canadians speak. why can't they just speak normal english like everyone else? but you know what it could be worse.. they could be like those selfish people who come to the united states speaking no english at all and without any intention of trying to. i mean what are they thinking we speak english here.. grr
to think of how to respond to this question. Especially after so many people have already responded to it. I tried google search i type in " its never easy to" and all i found was to leave and break up which is really emo.
its never easy to keep really good gossip to yourself. especially when you're not supposed to tell anyone, but its just so good you can't possibly keep it to yourself.
it's never easy to proofread a paper directly after writing it. I can never make myself do it, and from what i have heard i am not the only one
it is never easy to wake up and get out of bed, but brookside is good motivation.
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